Stupid Funny Pick-Up Lines: Humorous Attempts at Flirting

Pick-up lines can range from charming and smooth to sweet but cheesy to downright silly and goofy. And it’s these silly and dumb pick-up lines that typically always trigger the tiniest smile — even if you don’t end up with a date.

So, if you are into someone, you need to bring your A-game to make a good impression, and making them smile is the best result you can hope for. If you don’t know how to approach your crush just yet and are looking for ways to break the ice, use any of these stupid funny pick-up lines and go from there!

70 Stupid Funny Pick-Up Lines

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#1. You must be a campfire. Because you are super hot, and I want s’more.
#2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only Ten I See.
#3. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you are freaking hot.
#4. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I have been searching for.
#5. You must be made of cheese. Because you are looking Gouda tonight!
#6. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future!
#7. My buddies bet me that I would be unable to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
#8. I am glad I remembered to bring my library card because I am checking you out!
#9. Did we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we are headed somewhere magical.
#10. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
#11. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I have only met you in my dreams.
#12. Have they already suspended your license for driving all these guys crazy?
#13. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
#14. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
#15. I am no mathematician, but I am pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
#16. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!
#17. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 — and I’m the 1 you need.
#18. Can you help me find my Facebook friend? She’s definitely here somewhere; let’s go look together.
#19. You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.
#20. If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one!
#21. I don’t know much about astrology, but I do know how the universe started. It started with u n i.
#22. Do you have a bandage? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
#23. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
#24. If I were a cat, I’d spend all my nine lives with you!
#25. You look familiar. Were we ever in the same class before? I could swear we had chemistry together.
#26. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous.”
#27. Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
#28. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
#29. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
#30. My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?
#31. Is your father a terrorist? Because you look bomb!
#32. Damn, girl, is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
#33. I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
#34. I’m not trying to get in your pants. I just want to invest in them.
#35. You remind me of the 21 letters in the alphabet. Oh, sorry, I forgot U R A Q T.
#36. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re soda-licious!
#37. Good thing I just bought life insurance…because when I saw you, my heart stopped!
#38. Are you the chicken or the egg? Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.
#39. Can I be the wax for your candle?
#40. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?
#41. Kids must have hated playing hide-n-seek with you when you were little…because girls like you are hard to find.
#42. If you want to know why I’m following you, it’s because my dad always told me to follow my dream.
#43. Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
#44. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
#45. Do you know where you should put your clothes? On my bedroom floor.
#46. Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
#47. Knock-knock. Who is there? When and where. When, where, who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.
#48. Would you like to see a picture of a beautiful person? Okay… let me find a mirror.
#49. Hey, tie your shoelaces. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
#50. Are you okay? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
#51. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I would have five cents.
#52. I would have said, “God bless you,” after that sneeze, but it looks like he already has.
#53. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
#54. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I am super cheesy, and you are super hot — we belong together.
#55. Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg, falling for you.
#56. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
#57. Have we met? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
#58. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you are the best a man can get!
#59. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you have got fine written all over you!
#60. Hi, I would like to introduce myself. My name is Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
#61. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
#62. If you were words on a page, you would be the fine print.
#63. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.
#64. I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
#65. I may not be a photographer, but I can picture us together.
#66. I do not consider myself a hoarder. But I really would like to keep you forever.
#67. I was blinded by your beauty. You will have to give me your name and number for insurance purposes.
#68. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean. I do not mind being lost at sea.
#69. My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
#70. I was not always religious. But I am now because you are the answer to all my prayers.