20 Important Life Lessons We Learned From Step Brothers

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The movie Step Brothers, which is perhaps the greatest movie of our generation, has taught us more life lessons than we are able to count on two hands. Thanks to Dale Doback and Brennan Huff, the world is a better place. Here are the top 20 life lessons that we learned from the film Step Brothers.

No. 20 Shark Week takes precedence over all else

No. 20 Shark Week takes precedence over all else
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No. 20 Shark Week takes precedence over all else

No. 20 Shark Week takes precedence over all else
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Shark Week is more important than anything else... including work, school, your children and house work.

No. 19 Unicorns are majestic steads

No. 19 Unicorns are majestic steads
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No. 19 Unicorns are majestic steads

No. 19 Unicorns are majestic steads
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Duh.....

No. 18 The history of our country is important

No. 18 The history of our country is important
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No. 18 The history of our country is important

No. 18 The history of our country is important
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Hence these beautiful and thoughtful lyrics.

No. 17 Don't mess with other's property

No. 17 Don't mess with other's property
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No. 17 Don't mess with other's property

No. 17 Don't mess with other's property
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People's personal property is a sacred thing and it should not be touched or tea-bagged.

No. 16 In some cultures, ketchup is fancy sauce

No. 16 In some cultures, ketchup is fancy sauce
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No. 16 In some cultures, ketchup is fancy sauce

No. 16 In some cultures, ketchup is fancy sauce
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Yes, in some places on earth- ketchup is as highly regarded as caviar.

No. 15 Violence is not the answer

No. 15 Violence is not the answer
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No. 15 Violence is not the answer

No. 15 Violence is not the answer
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No problems should be solved with violence or rat traps... period!

No. 14 Brotherly Love is beautiful

No. 14 Brotherly Love is beautiful
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No. 14 Brotherly Love is beautiful

No. 14 Brotherly Love is beautiful
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Nothing quite as nice as the bond and love between two brothers.

No. 13 Don't use bikes as weapons

No. 13 Don't use bikes as weapons
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No. 13 Don't use bikes as weapons

No. 13 Don't use bikes as weapons
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Why? Because mama said so!

No. 12 Invest your money wisely

No. 12 Invest your money wisely
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No. 12 Invest your money wisely

No. 12 Invest your money wisely
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Don't waste your income on car payments or groceries... save for something that you will use all the time- like night vision goggles.

No. 11 You are NEVER too old for bunk beds

No. 11 You are NEVER too old for bunk beds
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No. 11 You are NEVER too old for bunk beds

No. 11 You are NEVER too old for bunk beds
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I repeat, NEVER!

No. 10 Doritos bags make wonderful pinatas

No. 10 Doritos bags make wonderful pinatas
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No. 10 Doritos bags make wonderful pinatas

No. 10 Doritos bags make wonderful pinatas
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Seriously... don't knock it til ya try it?

No. 9 Mothers should be nice to their children

No. 9 Mothers should be nice to their children
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No. 9 Mothers should be nice to their children

No. 9 Mothers should be nice to their children
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Mothers, remember... your children pick your nursing home, so ya better be nice!

No. 8 It sucks when people get your order wrong

No. 8 It sucks when people get your order wrong
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No. 8 It sucks when people get your order wrong

No. 8 It sucks when people get your order wrong
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For realz.

No. 7 Practical jokes are funny

No. 7 Practical jokes are funny
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No. 7 Practical jokes are funny

No. 7 Practical jokes are funny
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Well, hurtful to the victim and funny to everyone else.

No. 6 The term "dad" should not be thrown around loosely

No. 6 The term "dad" should not be thrown around loosely
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No. 6 The term "dad" should not be thrown around loosely

No. 6 The term "dad" should not be thrown around loosely
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Terms like "Who's your daddy" make this one very hard to understand... you can't just call anyone your daddy, ya dig?

No. 5 Hillbillies should not be discriminated against

No. 5 Hillbillies should not be discriminated against
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No. 5 Hillbillies should not be discriminated against

No. 5 Hillbillies should not be discriminated against
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Yep, hillbillies and doctors should be treated equally!

No. 4 Dinosaurs are real

No. 4 Dinosaurs are real
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No. 4 Dinosaurs are real

No. 4 Dinosaurs are real
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Dinosaurs still exist... do not listen to your history books.

No. 3 Lumberjacks plant the best seeds

No. 3 Lumberjacks plant the best seeds
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No. 3 Lumberjacks plant the best seeds

No. 3 Lumberjacks plant the best seeds
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Someone's gotta say it!

No. 2 Always bring a friend to a job interview

No. 2 Always bring a friend to a job interview
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No. 2 Always bring a friend to a job interview

No. 2 Always bring a friend to a job interview
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Why? Because someone's gotta be ready to have your back on the toughest of questions.

No. 1 Siblings are the best friends

No. 1 Siblings are the best friends
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No. 1 Siblings are the best friends

No. 1 Siblings are the best friends
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No matter how much you fight, yell and scream.... Siblings will still be the best of friends.