20 Shopping Legends of Walmart

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Walmart first opened its doors in 1962 with the intentions to pass the saving on to the customer by finding discounting suppliers. And since that day, Walmart has continued to grow into one of, if not the most, recognizable companies in the world. Sales last year were around 0 billion as the company is attracting more customers than ever before. And these customers are exactly where Rant comes into the story.

The customer base that shops at Walmart varies; you have rich people shopping for a discount (hence the reason they are rich) and you have less privileged people shopping there because it is so affordable. Regardless of what type of person you are, it is fair to stay that Walmart has provided shopping means for people who before 1962 could not afford the same quality of product and has provided jobs for a countless number of people.

But enough of my rant (pun intended) on Walmart; let's take a look at some of the weird, the ugly and the strange who shop there.

Crack Kills

Crack Kills

Crack Kills

Crack Kills

This is a normal occurrence at Walmart, particularly in the south. This guy knows it's showing but just couldn't care less.

Dingleberry

Dingleberry

Dingleberry

Dingleberry

There is just too much going on in this picture. So much for Walmart being kid-friendly

FUPA

FUPA

Head over to urban dictionary and search "FUPA." This girl has some major FUPA happening.

I think I likey

I think I likey

I think I likey

I think I likey

Not sure if she forgot to put on a top or didn't have time to do laundry.

Is this Miami?

Is this Miami

Is this Miami?

Is this Miami?

Pink pants are bad enough, but the skin tightness of the pants makes it almost unbearable to witness.

Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers

Jolly Ranchers

Is this real life? I don't know if I should be disgusted or grab one and eat it.

Mig

Mig

Mig

Mig

Wife? Daughter? Random stranger who asked for a ride? Who knows.

Nasty

Nasty

Nasty

Nasty

Don't act like you haven't been there before. There are so many gross things about your friends you will never find out. It's a fact. Deal with it.

Nice

Nice

Nice

Nice

I'll never understand the thought process of a man who willingly walks around with his underwear hanging out. Who wants to see that?

Oh Fabio

Oh Fabio

Oh, Fabio

Oh, Fabio

This guy either has a million friends or no friends. There is no in between.

Poopin'

Poopin'

Wait, what? How did he..? I'm so confused by this picture. Someone help me understand.

Real or Fake?

Real or Fake?

Real or Fake?

Real or Fake?

This is like a super mullet. Gross in the front, old hippie in the back. What this guy is thinking, no one will ever know.

Santa

Santa

Santa

Santa

All I want for Christmas is this guy to cut his hair and beard. No need to make kids think Santa is real, just to be disappointed to find out he's just a homeless dude in a red shirt.

Sexy and I know it

Sexy and I know it

Sexy and I know it

Sexy and I know it

Anyone next to this chick will never feel lucky. Ever.

Tatted Up

Tatted Up

Tatted Up

Tatted Up

Never has a tramp stamp been so undesired. Who is buying clothes for this woman?

Thats one use of a Cart

Thats one use of a Cart

That's one use of a Cart

That's one use of a Cart

Nothing like the possibility of having human excrement in your shopping cart.

Too Funny

Too Funny

Too Funny

Too Funny

Nothing but mad props to this guy. Stay clear of him while walking through aisles though.

Top Shelf is the Best

Top Shelf is the Best

Top Shelf is the Best

Top Shelf is the Best

One of the many reasons to have kids: So they can get to those hard to reach places.

Umm Okay

Umm Okay

Umm, OK

Umm, OK

Come on bro. If you're going to wear thongs, at least have the decency to cover them up. No one wants to see that.

Yeah Thats Normal

Yeah Thats Normal

Yeah Thats Normal

Yeah Thats Normal

Someone want to tell me what this guy is thinking? Who does this?