Top 25 Things Men Want Women To Do in Relationships

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Most of the time, men will just go along with whatever their girlfriend or spouse tells them because let's face it; most men are whipped! But, if your man really had a voice or opinion of his own, I'd bet you these would be on his list.

Know When To Talk

Know When To Talk

Know When To Talk

Know When To Talk

Know when it's time to talk and when it's time to not talk. Whether we're on the phone or watching our favorite TV show or sporting event, we don't want to be disturbed. Understanding this rule can go a long way with men.

Let Us Be Men

Let Us Be Men

Let Us Be Men

Let Us Be Men

Let us be men and accept it. Sometimes, a man can't take anymore dirty diapers or hearing you nag at him all the time. Let us have some "men" time to decompress from all the day to day madness.

Girl Activities

Girl Activities

Girl Activities

Girl Activities

Don't MAKE us partake in your activities with your friends unless we want to. This can especially be annoying if you don't like your significant other's friends. It's important for you to have your friends and for her to have her friends. Space and breathing room are always good things.

Engage In Our Activities

Engage In Our Activities

Engage In Our Activities

Engage In Our Activities

Engage in activities that we enjoy and get to know the things we like. There's nothing better than a woman who will sit down and watch the game with you or a woman who voluntarily picks up the second X-Box controller and joins in the video game madness.

Sex On Our Time

Sex On Our Time

Sex On Our Time

Sex On Our Time

Sex when we want it—NOT when you want it—every now and then. Women like to think they control the sex life in their relationships. This notion is complete nonsense and has to stop. If you don't want your man engaging in "monkey business" on the side, then YOU should be taking care of "business". Get my drift?

Blow Jobs

blow-jobs

Blow Jobs

Blow Jobs

Blow jobs don't count as sex and should be given upon the man's request daily. Most men work long hard hours at a stressful job with a stressful boss breathing down his neck all day. The best thing you, as a woman, can do for your man after a long day of work is cook him a nice meal and give him a nice long blow job. Blow jobs should be as common as hugs in a relationship. Take notes, ladies!

Women Cooking

Women Cooking

Women Cooking

Women Cooking

Women that don't cook or don't like to cook should NOT be in a relationship. Since when did women stop cooking for their man? I'm so sick and tired of hearing that women don't cook and that their mothers never taught them. Great job baby boomers, on raising a bunch of entitled spoiled brats!

Laundry

Laundry

Laundry

Laundry

A man should never be asked to do laundry. This should just be a given. Men only like to look and smell good for women. PERIOD! So, how 'bout you take care of that for us, ladies?

Grocery Shopping

Grocery Shopping

Grocery Shopping

Grocery Shopping

Most men hate to grocery shop, so you probably shouldn't ask us. When most men go shopping, they usually buy junk food and garbage because it's convenient and easy to make. Women should understand this and take care of the shopping duties in the relationship.

Mind Games

Mind Games

Mind Games

Mind Games

Quit playing hard to get. Yeah, I bet you feel really cool when you're playing your "game of the week" with a guy that likes you, but all you're really doing is making him want to go for someone else. Life is too short for these games. If you like someone, then you should tell them. Otherwise, enjoy being alone or settle for some whipped guy who plays into those games.

Learn How To Maintain Your Own Stuff

Learn How To Maintain Your Own Stuff

Learn How To Maintain Your Own Stuff

Learn How To Maintain Your Own Stuff

Learn how to maintain your own car and electronics without coming to us every time there is a mishap. Most women are completely clueless and ignorant when it comes to maintaining their cars and electronics. Just because I have a penis, that does not make me an expert on the ins and outs of auto mechanics nor am I automatically qualified to help you. Sometimes, a little common sense works well in these situations.

Directions

Directions

Directions

Directions

Don't call us for directions every time you're lost. Do we look like Siri to you? Learn how to use your GPS like the rest of the world.

That Time of the Month

That Time of the Month

That Time of the Month

That Time of the Month

When it's that time of the month, control your attitude. Just because you have that monthly visitor, that doesn't give you the right to treat everyone around you like dirt. We can let a little attitude slide but total B@#$h mode is crossing the line.

Do I Look Fat?

Do I Look Fat?

Do I Look Fat?

Do I Look Fat?

Don't ask us every day how you look or if you look fat. Men will NEVER answer truthfully to this question so there's really no point in asking. We know if we answer truthfully, there will be a 4 hour conversation that takes place after as to why we think that way.

Sex Talk

Sex Talk

Sex Talk

Sex Talk

Don't talk to us during sex unless it's dirty talk. The last thing a man wants to hear when he's having sex is mindless banter from his woman. Unless you're saying something to arouse us further in the moment, it's just better for everyone if you don't talk.

Surprise Gifts

Surprise Gifts

Surprise Gifts

Surprise Gifts

How about you surprise us with flowers and candy for a change? Who came up with the idea that women had to be showered with gifts, candy and flowers in a relationship constantly? This is utter nonsense and one sided.

Insecurity

Insecurity

Insecurity

Insecurity

Don't always assume we're looking or interested in other girls. Just because we're having lunch with a female co-worker doesn't mean we're interested in them romantically. Try being secure and confident with yourself and this shouldn't be an issue.

Movie Date

Movie Date

Movie Date

Movie Date

Let us pick the movie every now and then. I don't care what he says, he's not interested in watching a tear jerker with you. If he says that, he just wants to get in your pants at that point in time. If your man is totally into that sort of thing, then you might want to check into his personal life to see if he's "batting for the other team".

Men Doing the Cleaning

Men Doing the Cleaning

Men Doing the Cleaning

Men Doing the Cleaning

Don't ask us to clean anything unless you want a half-a$$ job administered. Men hate this more than anything. I think we can compromise on taking out the trash and that's as far as we'll go. We would be more than happy to pay for a maid if it's too much trouble for you to handle.

Text or Phone Call Delays

Text or Phone Call Delays

Text or Phone Call Delays

Text or Phone Call Delays

When we text or call you, don't wait hours or even a day to respond. This isn't the 80's! Eveyone and their mother has a smart phone on their person 24/7 and we know you saw or heard the message. Again, games like these don't fly with men. PERIOD!

Cook For Us

Cook For Us

Cook For Us

Cook For Us

Whoever came up with the phrase "the key to a man's heart is through his stomach" was 100% accurate. Now the cooking duties can trade off if both parties are working throughout the day, but having a meal waiting for you when you get home, WITHOUT having to ask, goes a long way with men.

Facebook/E-mail Stalking

Facebook/E-mail Stalking

Facebook/E-mail Stalking

Facebook/E-mail Stalking

I'm just waiting for the day they change the name of Facebook to "Stalkbook". Women really need to stop keeping "tabs" on their man's day to day social media endeavors. If you are going to confront us on every comment or person we add as a friend then chances are you have mega trust issues. Women are spending WAY too much time on social media. It's called hobbies ladies. Get some!

Learn How To Dress

Learn-how-to-dress

Learn How To Dress

Learn How To Dress

Ladies we're not in junior high-school anymore. Stop shopping at these crappy stores like Abercrombie and Fitch and start dressing like a woman. Men are attracted to women with fashion sense.

Learn How To Apply Makeup

Learn How To Apply Makeup

Learn How To Apply Makeup

Learn How To Apply Makeup

There's plenty of unattractive women that can make themselves appear sexier and more attractive just by knowing how to apply make up correctly. Most men like their woman to look as sexy and elegant as possible, so invest in some high quality brands, and learn how to make your self as beautiful as possible. If you're buying your make up at Target, chances are this segment is aimed at you.

Pay the Check Once in a While

Pay the Check Once in a While

Pay the Check Once in a While

Pay the Check Once in a While

I would literally have a heart attack if I ever saw a woman reach for her purse the time the check was dropped off. What kind of 19th century "bs mumbo jumbo" says the man has to pay for every activity the couple engages in. This is utter none sense and it's time for ladies to get off their wallets for a change!

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