No. 20 - The Mr. Chow Drunk
The Hangover Trilogy introduced us to Mr. Chow. Just like the character, the Mr. Chow drunk is a wildcard. He could end up naked, doing drugs, talking in third person, or all three. He is a high risk, high reward part of the crew.
No. 19 - The Thoughtful Drunk
The thoughtful drunk is annoying, your best option is to see the humor in his "thoughts." Typically, this individual already has bizarre thoughts and theories when sober, he is just more open about his beliefs as the liquor flows. For the most part, the thoughtful drunk is harmless, as long as you do not begin believing his non-sense.
No. 4 - The Alcoholic Drunk
The alcoholic drunk is also known as the reliable drunk. This person is always down to drink, a valuable quality in a crew member.This person drinks a ton, and is consistently buzzed. Once in a long while he or she actually “gets drunk.” This is your go-to person when you need a night out.
No. 3 - The Suit & Tie Drunk
This drunk (typically a waiter or waitress by day) dresses in his or her best Express suit and skinny tie to “impress” the opposite sex. Oxblood skinny pants are a dead giveaway of this drunk. This individual will go out of his way to drink high-end cocktails throughout the night. Most of the time they are cocktails he or she has never had. This drunk is harmless.
No. 1 - The Generous Drunk
Typically a recent college grad who has had too much to drink becomes the generous drunk. After accepting his or her first full-time job offer, this individual is willing to spend half of his or her $35,000 salary on drinks. Use the generous drunk to your advantage.
When out boozing, the crew you associate with can make or break your night. Low on cash? Be sure to tag along with the generous drunk. Spend your night with the Steve-O drunk and you’re guaranteed to have a good time. Get too close to The Exorcist drunk and you will be cleaning vomit. Enjoy our list of the top 20 kinds of drunk people, and choose your drinking buddies wisely.